Sunday, May 20, 2012

doctor, i can't stop eating brains, what's wrong with me?

Okay, are people just allowed to make up whatever diseases they want now?

World’s 15 Weirdest Diseases & Medical Conditions

I know I've mentioned Alien Hand Syndrome before, because it's obviously fascinating. And, if you're anything like me, kind of hilarious when you think about it. (If anyone reading this knows someone suffering from this condition, please disregard the last sentence.) Actually, I've heard of quite a few of these and acknowledge they're legit. But if you really think you're a zombie, I don't think you have a syndrome. You're probably just crazy. Perhaps you should seek medication.

And where do I go to contract the Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome? I want that one.


Disclaimer: Just because I found the idea of some of these diseases and conditions amusing does not mean I am ignorant of your plight, so please don't be offended if you are someone afflicted by one of these. Except the whole I-think-I'm-a-human-corpse disease, because I'm guessing you don't read blogs. You're probably out searching for brains.

Also, it is pointless to sue me as I have no money.

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