If you haven't played, beware. It's like a road rally for your smartphone, including the entire love/hate affair. Playing just makes me angry and self-loathing, but I can't stop! It's like crack. And the self-satisfaction only feeds the hunger to play more.
I just don't understand how I'm expected to play it solely on my phone. The amount of internet research and scouring page after page of Google is mind-numbing in and of itself, but on my phone?
This man must be brilliant.
